just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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