I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I think your dad took our porno
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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