I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i dont even know how to be here
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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