Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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