none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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