Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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