i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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