Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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