All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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