Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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