You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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