Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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