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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

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(210): View more from Texas

Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer

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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?

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(804): View more from Virginia

i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive

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(817): View more from Texas

No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...

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(407): View more from Florida

His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

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(+61): View more from Australia

on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?

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