I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What changed your mind?
Being sober
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
