so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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