I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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