I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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