i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
