I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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