Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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