I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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