hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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