I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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