I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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