exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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