ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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