I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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