yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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