Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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