pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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