Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The struggles of a small town man whore
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