We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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