When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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