I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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