uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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