I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
