Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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