I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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