Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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