he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Did I show you my penis last night?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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