My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
do herpes really smell.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize