At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Alive.
So much puke
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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