can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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