Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
