Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Come share oat with me in your robe
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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