I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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