How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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