Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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