Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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