why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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