I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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